Sources report that “Little Man” completely forgot how to act normal after seeing his friend’s girlfriend. Witnesses say bro started staring into the distance, fixing his hoodie every 4 seconds, and pretending to be “mysterious” for absolutely no reason.
Experts confirmed:
“He was fighting demons internally just to maintain eye contact for more than 2 seconds.”
Meanwhile, the friend remains unaware that Little Man is apparently battling a full cinematic storyline in his own head 💀